Chug Mug

Become bored with just powering down drinks for the sake of it? Need a more accurate way to measure manliness and therefore increase testosterone to attract the opposite sex?

Well Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, on the Chug-Mug

This 60 ounce (1.7L) glass will accurately measure your manhood in 10 ounce levels, the idea being, the higher the level the more of a pussy you are. Here are the markers:

50 - You Are A Disgrace To The World
40 - Nice Try, You Suck
30 - What Is Wrong With You?
20 - Good Effort
10 - BADASS!

For a mere $25 you too can dazzle your friends with your latest gimmick only to have it pushed to the back of the glasses shelf in a matter of weeks. WOW. Was that too cynical? :P

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