It's a Cheeseburger and it's in a can...................Its Cheeseburger In A Can!I honestly don't know whether to rejoice or blubber at the prospect of tucking into a scrumptious burger that's been carefully grown and meticulously assembled (by a conveyor belt!!) in what appears to be a Swiss or German factory.
Obviously they have been made for hikers or adventurers that just can't live without their fix of soggy mush for a few days. Hey, maybe there IS a market here. People agonisingly climb mountains, scale cliffs, risk life and limb for an adrenaline rush or sense of accomplishment. They get to the summit, turn around and the only symbol they can make out in the ground below is bloody Maccas! Imagine the elation when your counterpart turns to you and says, "I think its time to crack a can mate, a CHEESEburger can"..............Please!
Another thing that I cant help to think is that burgers that are made by hand don't even look like that. Also it appears the burger is bigger than the can so I can only dream about the slop that resides in these things after months of transportation and shelf-life.
Maybe they would have more of a chance selling a can of WTF!
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