Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Guitar Hero On Tour - Literally

Just when you thought they couldn't possibly release any more Guitar Hero games. Yes, its Guitar Hero 2 the keyring. Carve up your daily commute with this uber-portable axe that will...........sigh, I just cant!

Seriously did anyone buy Guitar Hero for the Nintendo DS? The kids in the ad looks like complete tools so how in the world to they expect to get a following for these glorified Tetris gadgets? Call me crazy but isn't the appeal of the game the fact that your holding a Guitar and thinking you're a Hero?

Cant see any way of squeezing a head phone jack in that thing so not only are you a freak, you'll be lucky to get off the train at all without being kicked in a soft place.

If I haven't convinced you and your passion for keyring gadgets is so great that you must have one of these. They are available from BaronBob for bugger all + postage from the US. Songs are:

ZZ Top: Sharp Dressed man Ramones: I Wanna Be Sedated Kansas: Carry On wayward Son Motorhead: Ace of Spades Joan Jett: I Love Rock & Roll Kinks: You Really Got Me

Together with the Guitar Hero 1 keyring which has:

Smoke on the Water You've Got Another Thing Coming Message in a Bottle Cherry Pie Killer Queen Heart Shaped Box

You'll be the king of your own lunchbox.

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