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Whats the big deal about Underbelly? Can anyone tell me............please, seriously I need to know.

For those that haven't seen it, lets paint the picture:

- Weekly episodes depicting underworld activities, cash, drugs, violence etc
- Retro setting, bizarre music, long hair, oversize moustaches
- C grade actors
- Dark, dingy, secretive scenes
- Tits every 20 seconds with the occasional suggestive scene
- Has to be viewed after 8.30pm

There's another result that ticks all these boxes and its been around ever since the invention of the video camera. Porn.

Cmon Underbelly fans, who are you kidding? If you enjoy a bit of T&A, whats the big problem - hire porn! You'll be getting stuff 10 times as good and you wont have to lie to all the other fellas at work around the watercooler.

On Monday morning blow everyone away by saying "Naa I skipped last nights episode and watched Forrest Hump instead. I dunno, I just realised I didn't give 2 shits about the plot and was just watching it for a titty show". Sure you might offend some of them but rest will look to you as their mentor!

On the other hand - maybe I'm totally wrong, maybe people actually follow the 'storyline'. Could it extend beyond Underbelly? I remember watching Body Of Evidence and Basic Instinct a few too many times when I was a kid so perhaps that had nothing to do with Madge and Shazza, they just had gripping plots!

PLEASE!
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