Dial M For Murder

For those that know us, or have even spoken to Schmil (my fun and interesting alter ego) you will have heard of the myth, the fallacy nay, the legend that is the dreaded Triple M. The Triple M is the ultimate life flush, the fun stopping and the responsibility starting, the end of your life and the start of someone elses!

Here's the Triple M in no particular order:

M is for Marriage - Anyone who is/was married will know the pain of the wedding. Its one of those times where afterward, you really didn't know why you were so worried about it but nevertheless, the actual planning, lead up and execution is a total life washing machine!

M is for Maternity - As I write this Kylie is 32ish weeks pregnant and getting kicked to hell all day every day. People ask "Oooh have you felt it move?" to which I respond with "You reckon the Haitians felt the f$%king earthquake?". Maternity food processes your life for consumption through a straw!

M is for Mortgage - Only minutes ago we received word that the pest inspection and structural assessment has been completed on our dream home and we're on the home stretch to settlement. At this stage the settlement date is on or prior to the 18th April. Everything is skipping along very quickly so we hope to be in on around April Fools to give us time to do some DIY before our lease expires on the 17th and we have to be moved in! If you want the address, flick me an email.

Without wanting to jinx the final stages of the last M's, Kylie and I have almost done the impossible - Completed a Triple M in a calender year. Why? cos we're insane! BRING IT OWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!

Have a great weekend skaters
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