One of my e-friends (friends that aren't really friends but you get a funny email from them every now and then......you know who you are!) sent me this pic today which got me giggling. How many times can they play this old record over and over. I'm sure some poor sap will have watched so many shows on the box and tried to perform it in real life.There is of course an alternate ending: Usually only seen in hospitals, the doctors have finally given up trying to resuscitate the patient, there's a sad moment as they unhook the heart monitor and all heads in the room look to the ground in helplessness. Then from nowhere, a courageous relative or loved one with absolutely no medical knowledge whatsoever literally flies into the room and slams their clenched fist directly onto the corpses heart with all their might. Instead of dieing again from 6-7 broken ribs now protruding into their organs, the patient sits up erect with a huge reviving gasp seemingly unaware their soul is now residing in their next incarnation!
It also helps if you're Chuck Norris!
....or if you watch a certain show with Jennifer Love Hewitt, after you die you can just walk around until someone else dies and jump on into their body. But that's the easy way isn't it.
Click the pic for a larger, legible version. Hope it brings a smile to your dial.
4 comments:
c'mon it's been 10 mins, where is the damn picture!!
20mins now, i bill in half hour blocks, so if it's not up in the next 10 you owe me a slab.
someone came over to my desk so I was temporarily distracted! it won't happen again haha
OK thanks I can go back to work now
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