Thomtron

Unrailed, undefeatable and undoubtedly awesome. Toot-toot is his death cry and he will crush you as he screams his sweet revenge, all in the voice of Ringo Starr.

Thomas the Transformer is actually a man-mashing mix-up of Thomas the Tank Engine and two of his friends to resemble some sort of Voltron/Power Ranger concoction. It has been spotted on eBay and SOLD for $10 (Singapore) which is roughly the same as Aussie dollars, which works out to be about 4 quid or $3560 US Dollars in today's market.

James appears to have come out as the dominatrix of the group and I hope none of you have the misfortune of describing this to someone "Umm, James is the body and he kinda upright violating the faces of his train legs while fisting his arm cabooses."

All I can say is thank god Patrick can't read or I might slip down the uncle favourites chain on this one! Especially cos the bubble car is for sale - eeeeePPPPPPPPP

Soundtrack Of The Day: Puddle Of Mudd - Come Clean