The figurehead of all bimbo women has well and truly sold out to the masses.You can now purchase a tatt pack for your blemish free Barbie and paint her head to toe in bodyart. She will once again be at the peak of fashion and generations of little girls (and some peculiar men) will no doubt line up to 'beautify' themselves at the nearest underground establishment. Barbie will be all over Ellen and The View in the US about how terrible it is as a role model for tiddly-winks, all the while generating free publicity for Mattel - Up there for thinking in the WFC fellas!
Just spitballing here but whats going to happen when they all realise that THEIR tatt doesn't come off with some warm water and elbow grease or when fashion changes and Barbie loses all self esteem for permanently inking her lower back with a Ken tramp stamp, gets mixed up with the wrong crowd, joins a gang and starts robbing 711s at gunpoint for the $20 in the till to buy smack?
You should all join my facebook group "Help get Barbie off smack!" immediately as facebook groups REALLY do make a difference...........don't they?..........hello?...........why do I hear crickets?
Soundtrack Of The Day: Ash - 1977
3 comments:
I'm gonna get one of them MADE IN INDONESIA tatts.
Hehe, it appears to be tattoo'd to the inside of her skin tho...Botox?
Why do I feel aroused?
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