What kind of rabbit gives you an egg?

Unless I missed something dramatic in Biology class, the last time i checked 'figuratively speaking' bunnys come out looking like bunnys not Mork.

Obviously I COULD look it up on the net to find out where we went wrong with this clear oversight but instead I chose to guess:

10. Middle eastern rabbits lay eggs.
9. An egg saw 10 rabbits walking backwards and said "Hey, Its a Receding Hareline!".
8. All living things must devour eggs as an annual formal protest to NOT create ConeHeads 2 and ruin Dan Aykroyds career....again.
7. A chicken grabbed the rabbits eggs and walked HIM over the road.
6. Rabbits are evil nest ravagers and despise chickens.
5. Sick of the soft cuddly pansy stereotypes, all bunnys are to carry eggs for 4 straight days to PROVE there is something more boring and dull than they are.
4. The hare was was associated with the Pagan celebration of the goddess Eostre, from whom the word Easter is derived. Eostre was associated with fertility, so was connected to both hares and eggs as symbols.
3. The rabbit just heard that once you go white, everythings alright! Cmon he just wanted cream in his coffee!
2. A chicken was responsible for the destruction of Sky-Net in the year 2029 so a lone naked rabbit cyborg was send back to destroy all eggs in the grim hope that one was the chicken - John Connor.
1. All bunnys are actually batteries plugged into an electronic simulation world where they have to harvest eggs for sport in a kind of sadistic ritual known as Easter.

Happy Easter Y'all!
Phil 'The Egg' Dawson