Stool Sample

An eye-witness account was presented to Police when an Ohio man, Kile Wygle was nabbed drunk driving on his way home from the local watering hole. The report shows that the offender was driving in an erratic manner uncommon with the usual driving practices on the street..................OH and the other small point that the vehicle was a lawn mower/bar stool hybrid!

I say he was nabbed but in actual fact he was so intoxicated officers found Wygle on the ground with his wrecked bar stool nearby. I can't understand why, I mean, it sounds safe enough - get an old Briggs + Stratton mower, rig it to power the wheels instead of the rotor, whack some steering on it, steal a bar stool and bob's yar aunty.

Although when you test drove it and realised it can go 40mph (~65kph) the alarm bells might start ringing. That could have been one of the things that flashed through his mind when he called 911 on HIMSELF due to his injuries while only going 20mph.

He was charged with a DUI and driving with a suspended license. His bar stool was not impounded.