Shoe-merang

Throwing shoes as a protest is all the rage these days, but who wants to lose a loafer in these tough economic times? Don't despair, we're here to help.

Introducing the Shoe-merang — a stylish classic brown oxford that returns to you when you throw it! Developed by an Australian cobbler, you just tuck the wooden extension on the back of the shoe neatly up your pant leg. Then, when someone says something you disagree with in a public place, you simply remove your shoe and throw.

It's much simpler than communicating a rational response in a constructive way and a whole lot faster. Also, this shoe has no metal parts, so it will easily pass through security.

Perfect for PTA Meetings, Courtrooms, Parliament Hour, Getting Fathers4Justice off a building and the G20 conference.