It's not the first time I've said this and I can guarantee it wont be the last - Now I've seen everything!If you have ever seen an episode of Greys Anatomy you'll understand what I'm talking about, don't get me wrong - the show has its audience, but what the hell were they thinking when they released it as a Wii game?
Season 1 was the only real season centered around medicine and apart from the fact that its based in a hospital, there is no medical aspect of the show left. Meredith's excessive whining makes you want to baseball bat her head 'T-Ball' style and the others seem to be engaging in an extended Seattle Grace orgy for which I almost expect the cast of Melrose Place to join in on any episode now.
Ive taken the liberty of writing up the highlights for the back of the game packet:
- Help Meredith sleep with McDreamy, McSteamy, McLesbian, McKnobhead and Ronald McDonald on her way to becoming a surgeon!
- Get engaged to a patient after a few weeks then accidentally kill him only to find out that he is haunting you and insisting your physical relationship continue!
- Pick a set of car keys out of a bowl and jump into the pitch black cupboard for some STD's!
- Break a fingernail and head straight to the on-call room for some meaningless sex!
- Give your male colleagues a penile fracture by hopping on top and doing the 'Whirlybird' instead of treating patients!
- Ask your fiance's mum's adulterer to be your best man because you don't want to ask your best friend cos he broke up your first marriage, followed you across the country and is now sleeping with your fiance's step sister who is a bridesmaid and just happens to work at the same hospital!
The scariest part? I only made 2 of them up!
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